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Alan Redhead - Goalkeeper, Father, Bowler, BBQ Chef
Ah, now where to start with the straightest
bowler in the club. Some of you won't remember
Alan bowl, it has been a while, but two swollen, painful and badly
inflamed knees are keeping Alan off the cricket field and indeed
preventing him using the new golf clubs he bought himself which remain
clad in the polythene they came in!
His local, The Royal Alexandria Hospital, has
seen Alan propping up the bar while people prod his knee, rub his knee
and even stick pins in his knee, none of which has helped in any shape
or form except to keep Alan amused because all the nurses have been
"top heavy!" Thus ensuring Alan's perfect attendance. |